I'm sure you've all seen 'em.

Those BLOODY BASTARDS who make a mockery of this website.

Such as:
1.) Piconjo
2.) Ill Will Press
3.) Boring Yet Vulgar Cock Jokes
AND MANY OTHERS!

I say we need an area prefect for them.

Newgrounds Hell

- Most of us at the French Hound Productions Area
(Some of us are pussies)

I can't believe just because we haven't submitted a flash that they call us 'riff-raff'!!!
Freakin' 'artists' taking all the glory... RIFF-RAFF UNITE!

(Please excuse my friend, he's a bit disturbed.
Have a nice day)

-French Hound Productions Staff
(Mental Problems GALORE!)

As you know, the king of the portal this month, Mr. Araskin500, makes sprite movies based on nintendo.
Apperantly, this is the new fad of NG, and I'd just like to say that Araskin500 should keep up the good work!

So far my company's votes for next king of the portal is Knox, a clock, a lock, Patman, Araskin500, or that guy who does those Cow Cartoons (I don't know what the fuck his name is!).

-The French Hound Productions Staff
(ARASKIN '07!)

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I am making a ANIMATION and it's called Vampire Shit. It's not about vampires, but it is about shit. Also, I gotz my bracez in today w00t. Starring in Vampire Shit is my new character: LoL NinJa!